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Q: Dear CJ, You live in Alaska? WOW I bet that is cold! A: I hear Michagin is much colder. Yes I live in Anchorage, a port town. In the winter we get a warm wind from the Gulf of Alaska, called a Chinook. This keeps our weather mild, and our driving conditions shitty. No, it's not cold all year round. Our summer days can get up to 85 F, and that isn't all that bad. And just before you ask, I do not live in an igloo or cabin, I live in a house. I have dogs, but not sled dogs. You'd be insane to mush a team of Shetland Sheepdogs. The only Polar Bear in the Anchorage area would be the one in the Zoo. Bears and Moose are dangerous, PLEASE do NOT get close to them. I do not like the taste of Whale Blubber, though moose and raindeer are quite tastey. THERE ARE NO PENGUINS IN THE ARCTIC OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN ALASKA!! NOT EVEN THE ZOO!! Q:WOW! UR teh sex!!!11!! You ROXOR MY SOXOR! A: Learn to speak english, Thai or Japanese, and try again. Q:You should be ashamed of yourself! You promote Sex, Homosexuallity, Blasphamy and foul Language! A:no no, I'm actually quite proud of that. Q:Dear CJ, I'm Gay/Bi/transexual/cross-dresser/curious, Please give me advice on coming out/copeing. A: EPP! umm... gee... I'm honored and all that you feel me, a complete stranger, is the person to turn to in your hour of need... but am I really the person to ask? I've had a close relationship with my mother, and never had a problem comeing out. And my friends are very understanding. I would actually suggest asking PFLAG, they are better suited to help you. I'm not very good at the advice thing. Q:Is Corkimere a Dog or a person A:He's a dog. I was a bit confused by this question at first, until I Remembered Corkimere from Gaia. Corkimere from Gaia. is named after Corky on BCI. That is the only answer I can think of for this odd, odd question. Q:Hey you're a lesbian? Interested in a threesome? A: umm This usually comes from Men which is an automatic NO!... Lesbian means "Women Only"... and when this is from a girl, I just have to say, I'm really not into that at all. I'm not into Sharing and frankly its really not my thing. Q:How Close to Reality is your Comic? A:That is such a good question. Lets see, I am a lesbian Cartoonist who has two dogs and at lest one bird. (I actually have two, but they look so simular and I HATE Piget, he's a devil bird) I live on my own, in a bad neiborhood. Moose do prevent me from taking the trash out...*Thinks* I may or may not be blond. Neely, may not be her real name, but she is my best friend... oh and she's not really a Goddess, we just say that so she won't beat us to a pulp. Corky can not play video games. I don't really date the daughter of Satan, Mike is not really Neely's son, nor is he a midget. Dizzy is not evil, he's actually quite sweet and lovable. And I DO sell Dildos as a part time job. Q: Hey CJ, you're good at drawing! Can you draw me a commision? A: I get this way too often in my e-mail box. The short answer is NO. At first I was telling people yes with the term that is depends on the size of the picture, and the subject matter. People were taking this as an automatic yes no matter what, would send me the info on what they wanted, and then would get upset when I would send them a cost estimate thinking that I was going to do the art for free. Well people, what can I say. I sell Artwork locally and do logo commisions for local groups (mostly Dog related). The Web Comic is here as a free sample of my talent. I can't afford to just give artwork away to everyone that asks. I'm sorry for the dissapointment, but that's the breaks. I have way too many projects that I'm working on that might result in profit one day. Sounds greedy, but thats the way the world works. Q: What color are your nipples? A: It doesn't matter how many e-mails I get on this, I'm not going to tell you. It would ruin the running gag. |
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